There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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