Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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