Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Randomize