wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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