I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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