guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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