Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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