it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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