Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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