My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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