Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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