When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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