I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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