I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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