The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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