I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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