This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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