i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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