That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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