he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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