McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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