drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
ok first of all what the fuck
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