nut hugger
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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