What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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