forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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