Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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