At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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