Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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