I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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