my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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