hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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