Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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