Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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