your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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