Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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