just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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