matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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