Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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