I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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