Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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