hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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