found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
the raccoons are back...
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