Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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