I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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