scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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