I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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