May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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