operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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