My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
How naked do you want me to be?
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