Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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